my kisses used to turn you inside out
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.
- Unknown (via stevenbong)
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone